Chairman
Head of the housing committee on death row, the separate part of a prison for those awaiting to be killed as a punishment for their crime.
Pigs have no spare ribs
Strangely enough some humans do, so let's trade places.
Point of insertion
Preferred most effective spot on the human body for vaccination against psychological diseases: straight in the brain. Alas, no vaccin has been developed yet.
Shell-shocked
State of being for a Shell shareholder when short selling his own future. Not insurable as self inflicted. No existing treatment.
Survival of the wealthiest
Already the most basic human biological needs as water, food, air and shelter are unavailable to the poor and reserved for wealthier people. This contradicts Darwin's theory which so aptly was sloganized by Herbert Spencer as "the survival of the fittest".