The one fart to many that makes Your anal region hurt after a spicy meal.

Once popular method of transportation made of steel and plastics that ironically are not able to move by themselves but need a driver, an engine and fuel. The first automobiles where actually humans but they generally lack a sense of direction. Thus highways were created.

Most annoying bedpartner. Or the other 2 members of a threesome.

A visit to the sperm bank.

The state wherein sexuals partners have the exact same feelings about making love. Usually at the start of a relationship.

When the sperm deflects off the female egg cell rendering it useless.

When being rude to people, most will mirror Your behaviour.

Federal Bureau of Acronyms. American institution established to prevent a shortage of acronyms for future governmental organisations.

The weeds growing between the buckwheat which prevents an easy harvesting.

The exact number of searches on Google indicating that everything has been searched for and there is nothing left. Marks the time Google becomes superfluous. Derived from "googol", the number 1 with 100 zeroes.

The typical behavior of a young child saying "Hello" to everybody without the intent of making lasting relations. It passes. Derived from hay fever.

The latter are still free, so have one.

An ancient Indian text with guidelines on how to reach one's destiny. Wise people use a map.

Future Tinder like game wherein the matched participants will be stuck with each other for the rest of their lives.

Watchfactory worker responsible for attaching the minute hand on analog watches. Gets paid by the hour.

Preferred sexual partner in the fight against STD’s, sexually transmitted diseases.

Innovative pancakes.

Many a project starts full blast to be forgotten the next day and to be re-invented the next year under a new slogan. Derived from the adage "Plan, act, do, check".

Few words more aptly represent both the paper as the digital age: formerly the stick it on memo's and currently our need to react on social media.

A new reality horror soap romcom starring the supreme political leader of the nation in his quest of immortality. Based on the popular Resident Evil horror movies.

Second helping of pancakes.

Replacing a bicycles' tyre after fixing a puncture. Mitigating the sexual term to a more social acceptable one.

Arithmetic: the table of 0, the only table that doesn't add up.

Photoshoot of the whole class for the yearbook. 

Scale by which the impact of hateful insults on a person is measured taking into consideration the words used, the viciousness they were spoken with and the state of mind of the insulted at that moment. Future system of measurement derived form the Scoville scale which measures how spicy a chilly is.

Fake champagne, not produced in the French region of Champagne.

State of numbness of the scrotum due to prolonged sitting.

Useless data that just takes up a lot of diskmemory.

State of a person not being cute yet.

The passing of time enables You to deal with all Your mistakes. Derived form the Latin "Tempus fugit", the time flies.

Name for the bug in the Thalamus feeding on the human brain and the cause for stupidity. Can only be treated by the neurodrug Scaramouche.

Greeting at the end of a digital message indicating that the sender does not prefer physical contact of any kind.

Place where the unemployed spiders hang out.

Apple's biggest threat. Is it a virus or a hacker's name? History taught us that with one arrow the apple on Adam's head was split in two. Or are we mixing things up?

Typical ain’t it when the virtual world still depends on the written word.

Global surplus of sugar due to the rise of artificial sweeteners and Steviol glycosides.